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What movies have not aged well?

14.06.2025 10:51

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why are girls supposed to have a stereotypical "hourglass" body shape, and why if you dont have an "hourglass" body shape you get treated differently? It doesnt make any sense to me.

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Goldfinger

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Do people really have sex with animals?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How is it, in the USA, a country with 334 million people, the choice of President comes down to two aged men, one of whom is a liar as well as a criminal, one who appears to be on his way to dementia. Surely a democratic country can put up better?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

Who are the archers in Genesis 49:23?

Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

My wife has a bunch of really attractive friends, and she expects me to never say anything to her about how beautiful they are. Does this seem fair? I love my wife, and just commenting shouldn’t hurt anything, right?

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?