What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 10:51

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why did my ex replace me so fast?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Do people really have sex with animals?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-All the bad guys are black.
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Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
-J W Pepper
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.